No… I am the one who gives that 
@PeteKnight is much more diplomatic 
Our Community Policy clearly requests that new users put in some time reading and researching… we try to help you learn, not hold your hand or do it for you. We are all just volunteers here… with our own lives, projects, priorities, etc. Learning something new takes time and effort as you are well aware… but that goes the same for us helping others… our time and effort!
Ever heard of the “Fast, Good, Cheap… pick only two” saying? If your priority is to get it done, then perhaps a for pay programming site like fivver.
Not to mention we don’t always have the same parts as you… so how could we even test it ourselves? You may run into same issue with pay for sites… but at least they have $$ motivation to try and do it for you.